New strains are constantly being created because why not keep crossbreeding to make our smoking experience better? As more strains become popular, cannabis manufacturers have to get a little bit more creative with the nomenclature. The new names are one of the best parts of emerging strains. Here are some of our favorite best weed names from the past year.
Remember, this list has nothing to do with the quality of the strain—we just had to giggle at the name. But by all means, if you’re intrigued by one of these extraordinarily named strains, try it!
Exploring the Best Pot Names: A Peek Into the World of Cannabis Strains
The world of cannabis is rich with unique strains, each offering different effects, flavors, and experiences. One of the most intriguing aspects of this diversity is the creative names given to each strain, often hinting at their lineage, flavor profiles, or the experience they provide. From the sweet, berry-like notes of Blue Dream to the earthy, relaxing vibes of Northern Lights, these names serve as a gateway into the unique characteristics of each strain, sparking curiosity and inviting exploration.
Some strain names have roots in their geographic origins, like Hindu Kush, while others, like Sour Diesel and Girl Scout Cookies, have become iconic for their distinct aromas and powerful effects. With new hybrids continually emerging, the world of cannabis is ever-expanding, bringing fresh and imaginative names to the market. In this article, we'll highlight some of the best strain names, uncovering the stories, flavors, and experiences behind each one, offering both connoisseurs and newcomers a deeper understanding of this vibrant landscape.
1. G.O.A.T. Milk
We just love a play on words. Although Greatest of All Time is a lofty claim, this sativa-leaning hybrid is a heavy-hitter with 27% THC and is just delicious. G.O.A.T Milk is creamy and nutty, but nothing else is smooth.
2. Boggle Gum
This hybrid is an energizing cross between Northern Lights and BOG Bubble, and will boggle your mind in the best way possible. Plus, “Boggle Gum” is just fun to say—especially after a few hits of it.
3. Cheese Quake
Cheese Quake is accurately named for a few reasons. It’s a cross between Cheese and Querkle, and it’ll give you tingly sensations. Otherwise, it’s a balanced strain, giving you a sense of euphoria and relaxation.
4. Jock Horror
Jock Horror is related to Jack Herer, but it’s just such a silly name. It’s a Sativa-dominant strain that will have you feeling uplifted and even aroused, which hopefully is not what inspired the name.
5. Bob Saget OG
Named after the actor, comedian, and TV host, this strain is perfect for enjoying old “Full House” reruns with Bob Saget. This strain is a mix of Afghani and Pre-98 Bubba Kush that typically offers an uplifting cerebral high that calms into full-body relaxation without fully attaching its user to the couch.
6. Afrodite
Imagine the classic Aphrodite, goddess of love, with a big beautiful afro. This is how you should feel about this strain! A cross between Black Domina and Jack Herer, this sativa-dominant hybrid strain will uplift and energize you. If you’re looking for a heady high that won’t make you paranoid, Afrodite is the one for you. It maintains a calm buzz and body relaxation, eliminating any stress.
7. Sonoma Coma
We love this strain name, even if it’s only half true. It was created in Sonoma County, but it’s actually a Sativa that’s quite energizing, perfect for socializing, and especially great for inspiring creativity. You will, however, get a case of the munchies with this strain, so if you fall into a food coma, that’s where the name could be very accurate.
8. Han Solo Burger
Han Solo Burger is one of many “burger” strains from Skunk House Genetics. Crossed between GMO Cookies and Larry OG, this hybrid strain has a savory, spicy flavor. You’ll be traveling the galaxy after one hit of Han Solo Burger.
9. Mr. Clean
If your mind feels cluttered, Mr. Clean will sort it all out for you. This sativa-dominant strain originated from Lime Skunk and The Cube, giving it a fresh and sweet terpene profile. If you’re feeling stressed, Mr. Clean will uplift you and eliminate all that negative energy.
10. Danky Doodle
Get in touch with your inner patriot with Danky Doodle. Called initially Double D, it was renamed to avoid confusion with Double Dutch, and we’re so happy about it. This heavy-hitting indica will truly dissolve all physical and mental pains.
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